Politicians ARE NOT human

$25.00

"Trust the government," they said—right before it sold you out, taxed your soul, and smiled while doing it. This shirt doesn’t whisper. It shouts the obvious: your government hates you.

Slap a podium in front of a decaying husk in a suit and voilà—politics.
Is it satire? Is it prophecy? Who cares—it’s true either way.

Wear it loud. Wear it like a warning.
If it makes people uncomfortable, good.
They should be.

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"Trust the government," they said—right before it sold you out, taxed your soul, and smiled while doing it. This shirt doesn’t whisper. It shouts the obvious: your government hates you.

Slap a podium in front of a decaying husk in a suit and voilà—politics.
Is it satire? Is it prophecy? Who cares—it’s true either way.

Wear it loud. Wear it like a warning.
If it makes people uncomfortable, good.
They should be.