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They wear suits instead of hockey masks — but the body count's the same.
This tee doesn’t just reference horror… it calls it out where it lives: the halls of power.
In a world where politicians shake hands with the same blood they spill, this shirt is your Friday the 13th at Capitol Hill. It’s Jason with a podium — the unstoppable, soulless force hiding behind patriotic flags and polished speeches. How many lies does it take to equal a machete? How many “policies” before it’s just another slaughter?
We grew up fearing camp counselors getting picked off at Crystal Lake. Now we watch elected monsters vote away our rights and sell our futures to Lockheed and Raytheon then call it "freedom." This design doesn’t ask for your opinion — it shoves the truth in your face and lights it on fire.
If you’re done pretending the villains are only in horror movies, put this on. Slash the silence.
They wear suits instead of hockey masks — but the body count's the same.
This tee doesn’t just reference horror… it calls it out where it lives: the halls of power.
In a world where politicians shake hands with the same blood they spill, this shirt is your Friday the 13th at Capitol Hill. It’s Jason with a podium — the unstoppable, soulless force hiding behind patriotic flags and polished speeches. How many lies does it take to equal a machete? How many “policies” before it’s just another slaughter?
We grew up fearing camp counselors getting picked off at Crystal Lake. Now we watch elected monsters vote away our rights and sell our futures to Lockheed and Raytheon then call it "freedom." This design doesn’t ask for your opinion — it shoves the truth in your face and lights it on fire.
If you’re done pretending the villains are only in horror movies, put this on. Slash the silence.